Captain Obvious is a feature at Greenlee Gazette, where I get up on my soapbox and opine on issues that should be obvious but for some reason aren't.
Just a few things off the top of my head. . .
- President Obama doesn't want to destroy America
- Gay people do not want to tear apart the fabric of society, convert children, or destroy the family.
- Taxes, government spending, health care reform, and "big government" aren't the real concerns of
tea baggersthe Tea Party movement. If they were, why did the movement only start up last year? - Pundits (like Bill Kristol, Brit Hume, Liz Cheney) who are almost always wrong should not be trusted with their most recent pronouncement.
- Sarah Palin is an idiot. But Democrats do not "fear" her. Run her for President! We dare you!
- If you have ever texted while driving, or think it's an okay thing to do, you are a moron.
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