Saturday, May 1, 2010

Captain Obvious: More Obviousness


Captain Obvious is a feature at Greenlee Gazette, where I get up on my soapbox and opine on issues that should be obvious but for some reason aren't.

Just a few things off the top of my head. . .
  • President Obama doesn't want to destroy America
  • Gay people do not want to tear apart the fabric of society, convert children, or destroy the family.
  • Taxes, government spending, health care reform, and "big government" aren't the real concerns of tea baggers the Tea Party movement. If they were, why did the movement only start up last year?
  • Pundits (like Bill Kristol, Brit Hume, Liz Cheney) who are almost always wrong should not be trusted with their most recent pronouncement.
  • Sarah Palin is an idiot.  But Democrats do not "fear" her. Run her for President! We dare you!
  • If you have ever texted while driving, or think it's an okay thing to do, you are a moron.
 That'll do for now. . .

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