Wonkette Wins The Internet for Their Sarah Palin Senate Story

Seriously, they win. I cannot improve upon their headline, nor their summation. So, let's get on with it.

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Idiot Half-Term Governor Pretends To Consider Applying For Senator Gig Of State That Still Hates Her

Good news, America! Her ex-royal highness of the meth capital of Alaska and the poster child for why teaching “abstinence only” to your gaggle of children will just make you a grandma that much faster has deigned to make words that sound like she will maybe possibly consider thinking about potentially mulling an attempt at getting the folks up thar in Alaska who still can’t get the bitter taste of her stupid out of their mouths. . .

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