Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet
Prophecy $4:88: And Jesus commanded... Thou shall go forth & cast plastic toylike vain images of myself, my disciples, some pigs, a lamb, a shepherd & so on & so forth... Distribute them to the monkeys at the market for a minimal charge, like Four Dollars and Eighty-eight cents. Give thine dirty money to me.
Thanks to the Lobotomonkeys of Walmart. Scientifically known as Walmartius Greedius Jesius Lobotomosimian.
JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POGO STICK... Aisle 13.
At least now their wacky pricing scheme makes sense... biblical references.
More about this rare species of monkey, the Lobotomonkey. Coming soon...