Prophecy $4:88: And Jesus commanded... Thou shall go forth & cast plastic toylike vain images of myself, my disciples, some pigs, a lamb, a shepherd & so on & so forth... Distribute them to the monkeys at the market for a minimal charge, like Four Dollars and Eighty-eight cents. Give thine dirty money to me.Thanks to the Lobotomonkeys of Walmart. Scientifically known as Walmartius Greedius Jesius Lobotomosimian.
JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POGO STICK... Aisle 13.
At least now their wacky pricing scheme makes sense... biblical references.
More about this rare species of monkey, the Lobotomonkey. Coming soon...
I wish you didn't hate Jesus so much. But, just the other day that Sean guy on Fox was warning us about you ACLU guys who want to take God out of America. Well, it's just wrong I tell you. America is Christian and should remain that way. Yeah we might have had a few misunderstandings with the "native" peoples of North America, but if you take the time to drive out to their interment camps, I mean reservations, you can see that they are perfectly happy.
ReplyDeleteI thought we were taught to not worship false idols? Oh well, the Catholics have done it for centuries.
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