President's Star Once Again on the Rise!

OK, I found this sort of hilarious. I just got a gushy letter from the GOP, telling me how President Coo-Coo-Bananas' star is on the rise, while Congress in in the dumps. Check it out:



So, "dutiful Republican" that I am, I clicked through to find this:



No matter which of my browsers I tried (AOL, IE 7, FireFox), it was the same. No data! So, being quite unlike a dutiful Republican, I pursued the matter further. Here's what I found:



Yeah, well that's just stunning news! You have to be pretty hard up for positives when you spin those numbers!