Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sad Little Sex Scandal

Accch! Nein! Marrria! It wuzn't mai fault! Yah! I wuz brainwashed! Yahh! I wuz jus' tryin' to take vacation to MARS--and tings of dat nature--and this TOTAL RECALL place must have messed with my mind! Or. . .CYBERDYNE, yah! It wuz another Ahnuld, frum da FUTCHA!

Actually, I wouldn't give a rip, if Arnold was just your average movie star with a sordid secret. But in his runup to politics, and during his campaign and run as governator, he played the "family values" card a little too often. So, his little gossipy misadventure is thus newsworthy. I feel bad for the family, but wonder how Maria didn't notice her employee's little 10-year-old with the big square head.

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Mother Of Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child Revealed

Mildred Baena is the mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child, RadarOnline.com and Star magazine have learned exclusively in a joint investigation.



Baena, 50, worked as a housekeeper for Arnold, Radar and Star have learned. . .

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