Newt Gingrich Announces He's Going to Announce He's Running for President

Newt & Wife #3, from Raw Story

Or is this an announcement that he's going to tweet something about when he might announce? Who knows. This man is "maybe" going to run every four years. He was unpalatable each of the last four or five cycles, so what on earth would make him relevant now? He tried to get that multiple adultery/multiple divorce thingy out of the way. But he's still a pasty, corpulent, jowly-faced old white dude with a voice that sounds suspiciously like Kermit the Frog. Frankly.

One thing is for certain. With a roster that includes Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum, Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann, Ron "Crazier than Rand" Paul, Herman "Pizza Nut" Cain, and other nuts, it would be hard to call Newt the worst. But that is very faint praise.

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