Calling a Spade a Deity: Jesus Appears on a Shovel!

Oh, Jesus. Is there no place You and Your Mother won't show up?

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Bethesda woman sees Jesus in a garden shovel

A BETHESDA woman claims to have spotted an apparition of Jesus Christ on, of all things, her boyfriend’s garden shovel!



Andrea Jones was having a cigarette in her garden when she noticed this ‘image’ in the shovel which was leaning against a rabbit hutch. . .

Read more at: The Online Mail


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