FOX "News" Reports That Pres. Obama is Dead

This is not really a dig at FOX "News." Goodness knows they bring enough derision and shame upon themselves deservingly. It's a strange twist of fate that a man named Obama ordered the execution of a man named Osama. And it totally crushes any predictions of a person not being elected president due only to his name. Well, unless his name is Adolph W. Hitler, or something. So, it isn't surprising--in fact it's happening so often that Jon Stewart had an "Osama/Obama" penalty jar on his show--that people of all stripes are tripping their tongues on both names this week.

But leave it to FOX to announce that President Barack Obama is announcing his own death on live TV.