Stupid Clinton Setting Precedent Monkey...

Posted by StupidMonkeyPlanet

I just finished reading an article about all of the horrific criminals Bill Clinton released back into the wild. . . Which, according to the ongoing screams of the monkeys in the GOP tree, justifies what our Fearless Chimp in Charge has done. By letting the rare Cheney Loving Libby Monkey be free (along with 120+ other monkeys) 'W' has only done what Bill Clinton did.

So, Slick Monkey Willy Clinton is responsible for all of the reprehensible acts of this administration. "We invaded Iraq cuz Bill Clinton did. . .or maybe he wanted to... I dunno, some dude in the bathroom told me, he had an American flag lapel pin on. . .got to be true. . ."

". . .I killed that hooker cuz Bill did it. . ."

". . .I f'd that boy cuz Bill did it. . ."

". . .I stole an election cuz Bill did it. . ." (think about that one for a minute...)

So, is it right or wrong what Bill did? How can you frame & blame at the same time?

Oh yeah. . . it's the GOP. Geriatric Omnipotent Primates. Gluttonous Offensive Pricks. Graven Overbearing Pigmonkeys. I digress.

I heartily agree with lead blogger/vine swinger extraordinaire James L. Greenlee & his "if Clinton had jumped off a bridge. . ." adage.

I just wish Clinton had jumped off a bridge into a pit of despair; where he would be digested for 1,000 years. At least we'd have 1,000 years to recoup from these devolving monkeys.

Can someone please remind me of who it was that was Marc Rich's lawyer for 12 years when he was pardoned by that unconscionable baboon-like bastard Clinton? Oh yeah!!! It was that rare elusive Cheney Loving Libby Monkey... That's my two bananas.

Here is another worthwhile banana offering from she-monkey Lynda Hurst-http://www.thestar.com/columnists/article/233344

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