Hiding at the bottom of an article I am reading is this quiz... Completely unrelated to the article in question.
So, I figured in today's trying world of marriage equality, gay rights & the "PROTECTORS OF MARRIAGE" monkeys running around this great land of ours... I should do my poo-flinging doody, er duty... & share this intriguing bit of scientific stuff with all of you.
The questions asked by this quiz are exacting & well thought out... (snicker.) Obviously some of the finest minds on this Stupid Monkey Planet were involved. I mean real deep stuff like... Does he like to wear women's clothes? (Of course we all know that ALL gay men like to wear women's clothes.) Does he know Prada? (Of course we all know ALL straight men have no idea what Prada is.) They did seem to skip the 'Does your husband like to have sex with men?' question. With that in mind, why not take a quiz??? Find out of you are indeed married to a gay man... and if he is a better dresser than you are.
This test should clear everything up for many, many monkeys. Once people realize how many of "the gays" are already sanctimoniously married, we will be forced to redefine the sanctity (snicker) of marriage once again.Maybe we can change it to something stupid like... 'Marriage is defined as the legal joining of two people who love each other.'
Naaahhhhh, that would be ludicrous... I mean, won't somebody pleeeease think of the divorce lawyers.
Is Your Husband Gay TEST
(The questions are hilarious... you can get thru those without signing up... However, you do need to give an e-mail address for your results... queue dramatic music.)
UPDATE: Mrs. Stupid Monkey put me to the test & results are in... In a proverbial nutshell, they said I was straight... but called me a 'fag'.