Showing posts with label God. Show all posts
Showing posts with label God. Show all posts

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Right Wing World: President Obama, Abraham Lincoln, The Gettysburg Address and "God"

I've been hoping that there would be some issue to talk about beyond ObamaCare (enough, give it a couple of months, see what shakes out, I'm sick of hearing about it). And there have been other things in the news cycle. But they all seem to be weird or just stupid. And stupid is the faux controversy about President Obama and the Gettysburg Address.

The President was asked to read one of the drafts of the address for documentary film maker Ken Burns. The version he read from did not contain the phrase "under God." This particular draft never has. But without doing a lick of research--or just a simple Google search--Right Wing World went off half cocked, per usual. They lit the blogosphere, talk radio and undoubtedly FOX "News" afire, alleging that Obama took God out Lincoln's famous speech.


Image of the "Hay Copy" of the Gettysburg Address
from Wikipedia
I rolled my eyes hard enough to hear an audible thunk. What is it like to live in a perpetual state of outrage? And to be so freakin' touchy about this allegedly "all powerful" deity. If he's who they claim him to be, I think he can take it.

[Excerpt]

White House explains why Obama didn't say "under God" in Gettysburg Address

President Obama irked some conservatives with his recitation of the Gettysburg Address, which he read aloud as part of a project celebrating the 150th anniversary of famous Lincoln speech. For the project, spearheaded by documentarian Ken Burns, a number of politicians and other high-profile people recorded themselves reading the Gettysburg Address. Some conservatives took offense to the president's reading. . .

Read more at: CBS News

Thursday, August 22, 2013

God Smites "Creation Museum" Employee with Lightning

Kidding. Sort of. I'm actually an atheist, but a Creation Museum employee getting struck by lighting on the grounds? Erhm. . .that's just too funny, sorry. I mean, I'm sure it hurts like hell. I wouldn't wish it on anybody. But hey, this is literally what people mean when they say, "act of God," is it not? Oh, and for the record, the Creation Museum is ludicrous in virtually every way. Maybe God's a critic?

[Excerpt]

Creationism museum employee injured by lightning strike while on the job

A bit of the idiocy at the Creation Museum


An employee of Petersburg, Kentucky’s Creation Museum was struck by lightning Wednesday while clearing guests from a zip line attraction at the museum during a thunderstorm. According to Kentucky’s WLWT.com, the man was helping guests down from the wires as thunderstorms rolled into the area. . .

Read more at: Raw Story

Friday, May 31, 2013

Stephen King on Religion (and How NewsBusters Got it Wrong)

The awesome Stephen King, from FanPop.com
Yes, NewsBusters again. I just extracted myself from a fight I kind of started at the supposed "media watch dog" site that is in reality an arch right-wing commentary site. I've commented before how the NewsBusters headlines often read to me like a big list of "so whats." They list a bunch of things that are supposed to outrage, but instead, I agree with them.

Well, this time, they went too far. They focused on one of my favorite authors--and I know he's considered somehow "not literary," but I don't care--Stephen King. Now, don't think I like King simply because he's a liberal. I like Dean Koontz too, and he's an obvious Orange County conservative. Still, King's stories are more dense, more layered. And with less focus on golden retrievers, Jeep Cherokees, and slightly mismatched male/female couples who verbally spar in humorous ways in the midst of catastrophe.

But one thing they both have in common is a seeming belief in the divine. Sure, they can skew that quite a bit, toward sci-fi, toward other-worldly rather than explicitly God, but other times they'll pretty much spell out a big-time, universe creating deity. As an atheist, this only bothers me a little. I mean, we're talking aliens, monsters, other worlds, alternate dimensions, time travel and IT. I can handle a little make believe.

So, how does this come back around to NewsBusters? Well, they are using him to make it seem that this very successful liberal author has duped NPR in his interview, by supporting Intelligent Design.
I ain't gonna lie, he said something along those lines. But they emphasize that as though it is his main point, but then downplay his conclusion.

My favorite King novel and adaptation was The Stand, 
in which religion is figured heavily. It didn't bother me.
But Randall Flagg and Mother Abigail could just be
"good" and "evil," right?
And I get what he's saying. We humans often say things like, "It must have been meant to be," and "it was fate." We say these things whether we literally believe that time and elements were physically guided or not. We can feel that something was going to happen, and fall into place, without necessarily believing that a supernatural entity was cataloging, manipulating and  guiding time and space to make something happen.

But, typical of NewsBusters, they will focus on what they want you to see. And their readers--as I've learned first hand in the last few days--will take the bait, and argue it strenuously.

Here is the line they highlighted: " if you say, well, OK, I don't believe in God, there's no evidence of God, then you're missing the stars in the sky, and you're missing the sunrises and sunsets, and you're missing the fact that bees pollinate all these crops and keep us alive and the way that everything seems to work together at the same time."

What they don't want you to notice is this, "But at the same time there's a lot of things in life where you say to yourself, well, if this is God's plan, it's very peculiar. And you have to wonder about that guy's personality, the big guy's personality." And then even more clearly, "What I'm saying now is I choose to believe in God, but I have serious doubts."


I'm just saying, that conclusion doesn't really square with their headline.

[Excerpt]


Stephen King Shocks NPR Audience: Nature 'Suggests Intelligent Design' by God

On Tuesday's Fresh Air on NPR stations from coast to coast, host Terry Gross interviewed author Stephen King on his new book  "Joyland," which features a young man in a wheelchair with muscular dystrophy and his grandfather, a radio evangelist named Buddy Ross, who insists the disease is divine punishment. . .


Read more at: NewsBusters

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Obama Forces Issue: "God," "Jerusalem" Back in DNC Platform

Image found at Indexed.
Previously, I kind of gave a combined shrug and soft applause to the DNC for not putting "God"--by generic name--into their 2012 platform. I don't see why it would be a requirement, or why it would be controversial not to have it there. We are not a theocracy, there "is no religious test" for public office. . .so WTF, please tell me? And what in the world does calling Jerusalem the capital of Israel have to do with a damned thing?

Sigh. So, it is with a combined shrug and a soft eye roll that I respond to the subsequent insertion of both God and Jerusalem back into the platform. Why the DNC would blink when Right Wing World squawks, I have no idea. But on the other hand. . .

Do you remember when RNC chairman ReiNCe PRieBuS was being asked about the inconsistencies between Paul Ryan's, Mitt Romney's and the RNC's positions on abortion (including no exceptions for rape or incest)? Reince pleaded that the platform was for the party, but Romney was the candidate, and had his own views? That muddled message was never really sorted out. I mean, what is the platform if your party's leader doesn't follow it? In the case of the DNC, Obama spoke, and the party followed. Obama led, in other words.

As an atheist, I find the issue ridiculous. But this is not an election-deciding issue for me. I'm resigned to the very public flogging of religion by both parties, regardless of its Constitutional appropriateness. We're not getting God off of the money, and we're not getting "him" out of documents like this one. . .apparently.

[Excerpt]

In turnaround, Democrats reinstate language on Jerusalem

Democrats resurrected language in their party platform on Wednesday declaring Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel after Republicans accused them of showing weak support for the longtime U.S. ally. . .  

Read more at: NBC News

Much Ado About "God" in the DNC Platform

Oh, good GOD. Image from MediaMatters.
As an atheist, I'm delighted to hear that one of the nation's two major parties has no reference to "God" in its platform. We're not voting for bishop or priest or vicar, are we? We do have separation of church and state--something that's good for both church and state--right? The platform does address religion and the Democratic Party's positions on same, right? So, what's the friggin' problem?

Honestly, I've actually seen it written that "the name of God" has been stricken from the DNC platform. It was never there! "God" isn't a name, it's a noun. "God's" name is Jehovah or Yahweh or Jesus Sr. or some such, yes? And if this really bothers you. . .attention evangelicals: you have a Mormon and a Catholic on your ticket. Both are uneasy allies with your more "fundamentalist" faith. Sort that out, and forget the party platform of a party you weren't going to vote for anyway.

Sorry, but stirring religion in my politics really ticks me off.

[Excerpt]

Dishonest Fox Graphic: God Edition

Fox News has fixated on the fact that the Democratic platform for 2012 does not mention the word "God," and used a misleading graphic that points out that the Republican platform for 2012 references "God" more often than the Democratic platform has in any of the last four election years. The graphic ignores that in 2000 and 2004, the Democratic platform contained the word "God" more times than the Republican platform in those years; moreover, the 2012 Democratic platform has a section on faith. . .

Read more at: Media Matters

Monday, February 27, 2012

Rick Santorum: Country With Firm Church-State Separation, Vomit-worthy

Note: This picture of Rick Santorum is composed of stills
from gay porn. Don't click it unless you're into that sort
of thing! Image found at UnicornBooty.
I've seen a few of the dimmer right-wing bloggers say things like, "You can tell the left is scared of [Candidate X]! Look how much they're talking about him, all of the sudden!" But it isn't fear. It's the bizarre "candidate of the moment" nature of this season's GOP presidential contest. Rick (don't Google me) Santorum is only the most recent recipient of the "Not Romney" love. He's only been the guy for a few weeks.

So, it's only natural that Santorum's froth has risen to the top on left-leaning blogs like this one. He's got the spotlight on him, and when he does. . .well, he shows who he really is. Hence, I've got a number of Santorum posts. I know it's distasteful, but what can I do? Anyway, this particular post is necessary, not just because of its newsworthiness. It's important because there is a distinction that needs to be made loud and clear:


This country was founded upon the principal of the separation of church and state.

Yes, religious people can be active in politics. Yes, they can become elected officials. What they cannot do, is legislate their religious beliefs into law. They cannot make their constituents--who are comprised of people of many faiths, or no faith--adhere to laws that are based on any religion. This is the way it is supposed to work. It doesn't always. There are--for example--no good reasons for the rabid opposition to same sex marriage that are not religion-based. "Blue" laws are almost universally religion-based, and those date back centuries in some cases. Here in Las Vegas, we even have Mormon-based laws about when you can sell new cars, no joke. And of course, "In God We Trust" is on the money. Most non-God believers don't make much of a fuss over that one, but it is obvious that it shouldn't be there (and it makes as much sense to me as, "In Wookies We Trust.").

But religion isn't supposed to affect law. And Rick Santorum obviously would like it to be otherwise.

[Excerpt]


Santorum: Separation Of Church And State 'Makes Me Want To Throw Up' 



. . ."I don't believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute," he told 'This Week' host George Stephanopoulos. "The idea that the church can have no influence or no involvement in the operation of the state is absolutely antithetical to the objectives and vision of our country...to say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes me want to throw up.". . .

Read more at: Huffington Post

Friday, October 14, 2011

God Writes His Memoirs: The Last Testament

Image from source, Gawker
As an atheistic agnostic, I've always wondered why God supposedly talked and interacted with people in the Old Testament, but doesn't anymore. And yet God is "unchanging." And why does the accounting of God and his son, Jesus end two thousand years ago. God didn't have anything left to say? He didn't have an opinion on say, the Spanish Inquisition? It's a logical problem that has never adequately been explained to me.

But what if God came out with Book Three? 

[Excerpt]


God Really Did Create Adam and Steve

We've all heard members of the religious right rambling their silly, anti-gay slogan, "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." Well, on this National Coming Out Day, God is coming clean and admitting they're wrong: He did, in fact, create Adam and Steve.  . .


Read more at: Gawker

Friday, May 13, 2011

Malcolm in the Middle's Dewey on Religion

I found this clip while surfing around the intertubes. The Blogger service has been down for a day and a half, I had roaming around time!  Anyway, this clip from Malcolm in the Middle has youngest child Dewey at a Sunday School, arguing with the teacher about the nature of God. This is the kind of thought experiment that is frowned upon in church, and exactly the sort of thinking that led me to becoming an atheistic agnostic at about 14 years old. Dewey got started early! Enjoy.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Are We Living in The Matrix? And What if it's a MORMON Matrix?

My mind is now blown. I'm a totally irreligious sci-fi freak. So the possibility that we're living in The Matrix--while not something I seriously consider--is a notion I can fantasize and speculate about. As an agnostic, I'm open to just about any fanciful idea about the nature of the universe. Open, but not easily convinced. If there is such a thing as a creator, I've always imagined that it was something like a computer programmer or an inventor. Why, oh why does the creator need to be omniscient, all-powerful, infinite, 100% pure love/vengeance, with a pathological need to be worshipped? That's why if I had to pick a religion--had to--it would probably be deism. God made it all, and then either just observes, or moved on to other things.

I suppose it could be worse. . .
But back to that Matrix idea. Suppose we're all Sims in a very elaborate "Universe: featuring Earth" program? Things fit in my brain just fine, until I remember the old SimCity game. I could play it for hours, building and growing my town. Then I'd get bored, and throw earthquakes, tornadoes and Godzilla at them. Suppose our programmer is more creative than that? Suppose in our simulation, Joseph Smith was right? The ludicrousness of the Mormon religion doesn't matter, if it's programmed in!!!

[Excerpt]

Should We Be Mormons in the Matrix?



Many people have noticed that there seem to be no new arguments for the truth of any of the world’s religions. I recently stumbled upon one, however, and it has given me a moment’s pause.



The Oxford philosopher Nick Bostrom has argued that our entire cosmos could be running as a simulation on a supercomputer of the future. This, needless to say, is a bizarre claim, but it can be defended with a few surprisingly plausible assumptions. . .

Read more at: Sam Harris

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

My Favorite Cartoon Ever: God and the Super Bowl

I'm an atheistically leaning agnostic. Read: I think religion is mostly hokum and wishful thinking. So, when I see Whitney Houston or Will.I.Am or some actor/musician/sports star raising their hand to "God", I'm usually spectacularly unimpressed. That being the case, this cartoon is right up my alley.




Source: Joe.My.God

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Potential Energy Committee Chairman Wants to Leave it to God

Ugh. Elections have consequences, as they say. And true to form, the very worst candidates for any given committee chair in the House of Representatives are gunning for them. Honestly, we don't have to worry about global climate change, because God promised he wouldn't murder us all with weather again?  Well shit, why worry about anything then? Jeebus is coming back soon, right? So we might as well just do nothing and wait for the rapture! 

[Excerpt]


Energy Committee Chairman Candidate Says God Promised no More Catastrophic Climate Change after Noah





Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), who will seek the Energy and Commerce Committee chairmanship maintains that we do not have to worry about climate change because God promised in the Bible not to destroy the world again after Noah’s flood. . .

Read more at: JuanCole

Thanks to my friend Tracy for the link.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Keith Olbermann Talking Through Glenn Beck?

Glenn Beck's bizarre religious revival this past weekend was attended by either tens of thousands or several billion, depending upon what source you read.  And that's fine, because it really wouldn't make sense for any part of that event to. . .make sense.  That miracle that Beck kept insisting would happen turned out to be a bunch of geese flying overhead in a V formation. Seriously.  But it turns out, the voice speaking to Beck may not have been God. . .


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Irony Alert: Jesus Destroyed by Act of God

Image from source, MSNBC
If this story doesn't strike your funny bone, you take religion way too seriously.  First, the "Touchdown Jesus" statue was hideous, and placed right by a freeway where people could scarcely avoid it. Second, there seems to have been complete surprise that the steel beams going through Jebus' outstretched arms might act as lightning rods. Third, the thing went up in flames like a cheap house trailer, showing that it was made with the foresight of a BP oil drilling team.  And they say they're building another one. Near Xenia, Ohio. I have this vision of a tornado touching down on Touchdown Jesus, and sending Him on a rampage through rural Ohio.

[Excerpt]

6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning



A six-story statue of Jesus Christ was struck by lightning and burned to the ground, leaving only a blackened steel skeleton and pieces of foam that were scooped up by curious onlookers Tuesday. . .

Read more at: MSNBC

Monday, July 20, 2009

Children of a Stupid God

It's been a long time since I wrote a post about my religion, or rather my lack of one. And I'm not really going to write much here. I don't need to, because Pat Condell, the guy in the video below, has said it all, and better than I could!

Now, fair warning, while this video is highly entertaining, it is not for the religious person who believes that one should never question religion. It is not for someone who skims the Bible, skipping the death and destruction and "vengeful God" portions, either. But if you want to get a little insight on why a person might be an atheist (or like me, a slightly reserved--but not much--agnostic), this guy will explain it pretty well.

Friday, May 8, 2009

My Salami Has a First Name, It's. . .G - O - D?


Picture from Sun-Sentinel

Yes, GOD himself (or his nickname, at least) has appeared in fried salami. Not happy about being upstaged by his son, Jesus and his baby mama, Mary, God has joined in on the "appearing in strange places" contest.

[Excerpt]

No baloney! Woman finds God in salami.

Some folks find God in church. Some find God in nature.

Nancy Simoes of Miami found God in salami, Miami television station
WFOR reported. Seems she had three pieces of salami in a skillet and flipped one of them and saw the letter G.

"Then got the O and I thought to myself how cool will it be if the third letter was a D," she said.
Simoes realizes people may think she's crazy. (Which tells us she's still sane.)
"I can't make this up. ... it's there in the burn marks. . ."


Read more at: Sun-Sentinel

Previously:

Jesus is Everywhere!
Virgin Mary Appears in a Brain Scan?
News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!
The Second Coming of Cheesus!
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!







Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Belief in God "childish superstition" - Einstein

Photo & story credit to AFP
A letter, penned by Einstein, is about to hit the auction block. In the letter Einstein states his opinions about the belief in god & Judaism in general. Taking time to point out that Jews are not the 'chosen people'. For those taking notes, Einstein's a proud Jew. This write up has a good basic summary of the letter & his thoughts... I am sure plenty more can be fished up from the internet tubes.

"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish." ~Albert "Super Smart Monkey" Einstein

If I find the letter in it's entirety I will post it.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Science is Cool: What Was Before the Big Bang?


Image from source, Psyorg

This is extra cool to me, because I've always held this theory as my own, and I didn't even know that science had the same idea! As an agnostic, I've often been told that the universe couldn't just have invented itself. "If you find a watch," I'm told, "you wouldn't think it just happened, you'd know there was a maker. So," they continue, "since the universe is so much more complex, it too must have had a creator."

This argument never worked for me. First, even if it held true, it wouldn't point to the existence of the Christian God. Second, it creates an even more complicated step since God, being infinitely more complicated than the universe doesn't have a creator either. If it's so easy to believe that God always existed, why not that the universe always has--in one form or another?

[Excerpt]


Until very recently, asking what happened at or before the Big Bang was considered by physicists to be a religious question. General relativity theory just doesn’t go there – at T=0, it spews out zeros, infinities, and errors – and so the question didn’t make sense from a scientific view. . .

Read more at: Physorg.com

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Devolving the Evolving of the Stupid Monkeys

The professor monkeys at CU in Colorado have been receiving love letters from their religiously fanatical friends. Apparently, according to this religious scribe, you are the Harbinger of Doom if you teach the Scientific Theory Evolution.
These love notes also include references to death & kindly point out the violent, child molesting, murderous ways of those wacky professors at CU.
The eloquent Police Cmdr. Brad Wiesley had this to say, “The bottom line is this is an age-old debate between evolution and creationism that someone has very strong opinions about.”
Strong indeed. Like the strength a chimpanzee has when it rips off your arms & beats the everliving banana shit out of you with the wet ends.
Ahhhh religion... can it cause any more hatred, psychosis & death??? I bet so.
Death Threats for Teaching Evolution, Written on college ruled paper
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