Devolving the Evolving of the Stupid Monkeys

The professor monkeys at CU in Colorado have been receiving love letters from their religiously fanatical friends. Apparently, according to this religious scribe, you are the Harbinger of Doom if you teach the Scientific Theory Evolution.
These love notes also include references to death & kindly point out the violent, child molesting, murderous ways of those wacky professors at CU.
The eloquent Police Cmdr. Brad Wiesley had this to say, “The bottom line is this is an age-old debate between evolution and creationism that someone has very strong opinions about.”
Strong indeed. Like the strength a chimpanzee has when it rips off your arms & beats the everliving banana shit out of you with the wet ends.
Ahhhh religion... can it cause any more hatred, psychosis & death??? I bet so.
Death Threats for Teaching Evolution, Written on college ruled paper