My Salami Has a First Name, It's. . .G - O - D?

Picture from Sun-Sentinel

Yes, GOD himself (or his nickname, at least) has appeared in fried salami. Not happy about being upstaged by his son, Jesus and his baby mama, Mary, God has joined in on the "appearing in strange places" contest.

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No baloney! Woman finds God in salami.

Some folks find God in church. Some find God in nature.

Nancy Simoes of Miami found God in salami, Miami television station WFOR reported. Seems she had three pieces of salami in a skillet and flipped one of them and saw the letter G.

"Then got the O and I thought to myself how cool will it be if the third letter was a D," she said.
Simoes realizes people may think she's crazy. (Which tells us she's still sane.)
"I can't make this up. ... it's there in the burn marks. . ."

Read more at: Sun-Sentinel

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Jesus is Everywhere!
Virgin Mary Appears in a Brain Scan?
News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!
The Second Coming of Cheesus!
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!