Monday, December 24, 2007

Steven Weber: A Conservative Christmas Carol

Photo from The New Politics

My favorite writer at The Huffington Post (after Arianna), Steven Weber, has a great new post up. I already knew he was talented and funny (see Jeffrey, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip), but I didn't know he was a pretty decent satirical fiction writer too. Check it out. . .


A Compassionate Conservative Christmas Carol

. . .Upon reaching the entrance to his dim cell he [Bush] was met by the one remaining copmpatriot that hadn't flown or been kicked from the coop: the brainy, moist-eyed, pianist-cum-Secretary of State Condolleezza, whom Scrorge nicknamed "Condolleezza-peeza-poova-toova".

"I've just left you your nightly Coke and peanuts, Mister President." she said.

"You mash 'em up good in the bottom of the mug before you poured the Coke?" he asked, one brow raised in amused challenge.

"As always, sir. . ."

Read more at: Huffington Post

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