Whatta BLAST! Cheney & McCain Visit Iraq

In the extremely & definitively secure Iraq only 40 or so people were killed when a bomb accidentally & unexpectedly detonated in a Shiite section of the Disneyland East fun park known as Baghdad.
Experts Prick Cheney & Con McCain were dumbfounded..."this kinda thing doesn't happen here often...We just don't get it...this is supposed to be the safest place on earth...Obviously the bomb had a defect... must have been an import...probably Iranian..." were just a few of the observations spouted by the pair.
I am sure it is nothing to worry about... it can't have a thing to do with civil war, ethnic cleansing, occupation, oppression, oil, territorial rights, human rights, civil rights, George Bush, Dick Cheney, KBR, Halliburton, Blackwater or the 30,000 extra 'stimulus packages' the US sent in some months back... Because we all know that Iraq is totally safe... right???... isn't it?
See how safe it is here...

Story credit to Yahoo! News