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You've gotta love The Onion. Friend and contributor Stupid Monkey Planet pointed out this story, reminding me to check in on that site a little more often. Great stuff. They're kind of like the dirtier, online version of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Love it.
Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts
Reports surfaced Tuesday that the New York–based Fox News Channel has obtained a tape which purportedly features another cryptic video message from U.S. vice president and known extremist Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most feared man in America.
"We have analyzed the tape, and the voice on it matches up with earlier recordings of the vice president," said CIA spokesman George Little, who claimed the tape may contain valuable clues regarding the location of the elusive Cheney. . .
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