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Wow. Just wow. I've done a lot of punishing reading of right-wing sites regarding the issue of same-sex marriage. In fact, going back perhaps 15 or more years, I have participated in online arguments on the subject. I've encountered astonishing stupidity and/or ignorance on the subject. I've been assaulted with religious condemnation. I've seen the ridiculously juvenile "junior high school"-level insults and "humor." I've been insulted by being compared to animals, pedophiles and all manner of 'philes.
Through it all, the single most amazing thing is, these supposed heterosexuals are allegedly more knowledgeable about all things "gay" than me, an actual gay person. After all of that, you'd think I'd have seen everything. Not so. The following collection of reasons against same-sex marriage is as impressive for its originality as it is for its jaw-dropping stupidity and general ickiness.
The Weekly Standard On Opposition To Gay Marriage
In the annals of idiotic reasons for opposing gay marriage, is this cream of the crap explanation from The Weekly Standard -- it's not because they think homosexuality is icky or because the Bible tells them so, but believe it or not, by the end of the article you'll wish it was. . .
Read on, and be amazed at: DailyKos