The Secret Behind Donald Trump's Hair

I found this fabulous diagram on the internets. No, it isn't new, but it is timely considering the current blitz of attention that Donald Trump is getting for his might-be-but-probably-not-really running for president thingy. Donald Trump's hair has been a topic of discussion for probably decades, and has gone on long enough that he can't really change it.

Image from Screen Junkies

Did you ever have a family friend that had an odd hairstyle, and you only realized years later that it was an elaborate comb-over? I did, and still do. Only after careful consideration as an adult did I figure out what was going on: he grew his remaining hair out, and combed hair from the sides across the top, and then combed hair from the back forward, covering a presumably bald head with a confection of oddly shaped hair. It never looked right, but it was amazingly consistent, and difficult to figure out. Trump's 'do is even more complicated. But now we know.