Saturday, April 9, 2011

Fun With PhotoShop: Birthers 'Shop Obama Out of Grandparents' Picture

Well, clearly it's a fake. He's BLACK! They're WHITE!
I've lost sight of exactly what the "birthers" are trying to prove as it pertains to President Obama. One point is that Obama hasn't presented his "long form" certificate of live birth, and only his "short form" certification of live birth. Though the short form is adequate for getting a passport, becoming a Senator and any other legal purpose, the birthers want more! OR. . .the President isn't really president because his dad wasn't a citizen. Which has no legal pertinence whatsoever. OR. . .Mrs. Obama and her family concocted a ruse back in 1961, because they suspected that a half-black kid might one day grow up to be President. Since Mrs. Obama was--for some unknown reason--in Kenya (though there is no proof that puts her there at the time), they had to fake little bitty Barry's birth as having happened in Hawaii rather than in Kenya, Indonesia, Canada, the Pacific Ocean or. . .Washington (???).

But more recently, birfers try to say that there is no evidence of Barack Obama's life. Bizarrely, they say there are no pictures of him as a youth, no evidence he went to the schools he says he did. Though the man wrote two autobiographical tomes, it is alleged that we know nothing about him. Odd. I remember a lot about a twenty-year affiliation with Reverend Wright. . .something about Bill Ayers. . .Right. Nobody knows him. Anyway, the storyline is like an LSD parade through the looking glass with Lewis Carroll and Grace Slick. Nothing is what it seems, and nothing can be believed, no matter how concrete or provable. Essentially, anything that fits the birther narrative is true, and anything that refutes it is delusion. Or something.

The sunlight already looked fake. CLONING it makes it look faker. And the knee?
 But it gets particularly hilarious when they try to prove that the picture of Barack Obama with his (white) grandparents is a PhotoShopped phony. But instead, it can clearly be seen that the picture without Obama is the phony. Why? Well, they forgot to PhotoShop out the President's leg for starters. . .

Source: Joe.My.God.

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