Romney Camp's Plans to Defeat Homosexual Agenda

This post is ostensibly about Mitt Romney and his (allegedly) consistant stance on gays, gay rights, and the so-called "homosexual agenda." But mostly, I'm posting just to show you a very funny excerpt of what that agenda entails. I never got mine in the mail (maybe my membership has been revoked?), so it is helpful to see it in writing! Enjoy, and please click through to the link. Pam's House Blend is a pretty good site.

[Excerpt]

Homosexual Agenda #1

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 pm Brunch
2:00 pm (Here's the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 pm Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light Dinner
8:00 pm Theater
11:00 pm Bed

Read more (with video) at: Pam's House Blend