Hello All... Stupid Monkey Planet here. In my infinite, perhaps, divine wisdom I have decided to take the Greenlee Gazette down a notch or two for a few days. Something more cheerfully crude. And everyone is a target.
Sure, I am angry about politics/politicians, world affairs, money, war, religion and Stupid Monkeys everywhere... But the fact that we are Stupid Monkeys means we will never "get it". We, as a group, are too fucking dumb, predictable & dumb. (Math skills check...)
The world, for now, will be controlled by a few monkeys with a bunch of money that want more money, so they can buy shiny things & enlarge their penises... Or in Limbaugh's case to buy more little blue pills & Dominican Republic children.
I digress...
So, let us rejoice, crack a brewski & be light hearted. Let us celebrate this time of year with god, satan, Jebus, Santa, Walmart, Kmart, Target, shopping malls, Bill Oh'Really's War, Palin Power or whatever you monkeys worship.
I just think, as a Stupid Monkey group, we need to embrace the decline of Western Civilization we are lucky enough to be a part of & witness to.
Enjoy... Since I will probably end up bitching about something in the news before this run is over... but I will try not to.
Amen.
As a god-fearing resident of Rock Ridge I take great umbrage to this monkey guy saying such bad things about our great country of largely stupid, largely ignorant, and well...... largely large people. So Is am asking all of you to stop reading this blog till Jamie gets back....cause monkey guy is bad for you, bad for the internets, and bad for america. God bless you all, especially the poor, cause us rich people are getting ready to really give it to you hard. I am not Jamie, just using his computer.
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