What's stranger, that Dick Cheney was cheered with USA! USA! USA!; that Cheney doesn't have a heartbeat; that he looks like he's melting, that he looks more like the Batman villain "The Penguin" than ever; that he was called a "war criminal" at CPAC of all places, or that hat he doesn't seem to mind?
UPDATED: to add a clip from Del Shores' Sordid Lives of the fabulous Olivia Newton-John as Bitsy Mae singing "You Sure Look Like a Dick to Me." Go to 1:10 for the best part.