Ron Paul Wins Illinois Straw Poll

Yeah, I'm just making shit up. But it's funny, right?

First, it was Donald (Hell Toupee) Trump. Then, Michele (my husband is not gay!) Bachmann. Then it was Rick (not drunk, I'm really this way!) Perry. For the last couple of weeks (unbelievably) it has been Herman "Black Walnut" Cain. Could the next GOP "flavor of the month" be Ron Paul?


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Ron Paul Wins Illinois GOP Straw Poll
 The Illinois Republican Party says Ron Paul has won a statewide straw poll that sought to determine voters' unofficial preference for the GOP presidential nomination. . .

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