The Stupid Monkey Planet News Team were sent on assignment to cover a town hall meeting featuring Herman Cain & a few other lesser known candidates.
Of course, the press & public wouldn't let Cain's sexual harassment issue die. No matter how he tries they won't let it go. He did his best to move on to other subjects... but the evil liberal press just kept pushing him.
Before things got completely out of hand the the town hall moderator stepped in & decided to put the issue to rest once & for all.
The moderator announces that a simple test could prove whether or not Cain was some sort of serial sexual harassment assault monster incapable of controlling his urges... As so many women have made him out to be.
The moderator begins by calling all of the candidates to the front of the room. A visibly nervous Cain is seen on the far left.
With no further comment... We'll allow the footage speak for itself: