Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Grocery Line Blues: Who in the Hell are Jon & Kate?


Photo from source, Dickipedia

Yesterday, I stopped at the Von's supermarket on my way home to pick up some diet sodas, since they're on sale (have you noticed how expensive soda pop has gotten?), and a few other things. True to form, I got stuck in a line behind people who have apparently never shopped at a grocery store before. They've also never heard of "debit cards," and still use an archaic thing known as a "cheque book" which they do not extract from their bottomless pocket books until the very last item has been rung up. Not to mention after every coupon (for every item) has been scanned. And then the inevitable, "Oh, darn. Can I borrow your pen?"

So, I had a mini-eternity to examine the Bubble Yum, Altoids, Tic Tacs and Bic lighters. Bored quickly, I scanned the magazines. My GOD are there some shitty magazines at the checkout. The National Enquirer and The Star have been joined by OK! and several others I don't remember. But the one unifying feature was an apparently unhappy couple named Jon & Kate.

Being a former fan of gossip, I am aware of the trend in these rags to call "celebrities" by only their first names, sometimes shortened in overly-familiar ways, sometimes even smooshed together. But Jon & Kate really go by those names on their reality show, Jon & Kate Plus 8, a horrific-sounding program that has apparently been on for several seasons. I'll cop to a vague awareness of this unlikely phenomenon, though one that has hit my peripheral vision only in the past few months or so.

I've watched my share of trash TV, though I've weeded out the truly crappy things in the last few years. And I will admit to really enjoying Kathy Griffin: My Life on the "D" List. But Kathy's a comedienne, and I was already a fan. How do these nonentities develop a following? So they had invitro fertilization. This is a talent? A reason to be famous? And now the husband has been trying to make a few more kiddies, the old fashioned way? Who cares?

I'm not the only one wondering, as the excerpted article below can attest.

[Excerpt]

Jon and Kate Gosselin

Jon and Kate Gosselin (married June 12, 1999) are an all-American couple who have eight children, an exploitative reality TV show, and quite possibly the most miserable marriage America has seen since Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin. Though both Jon and Kate possess no charm, charisma, or talent aside from the ability to successfully combine sperm with eggs (with the help of a fertility doctor), approximately 10 million Americans tune in weekly to watch them emotionally (and fingers crossed--maybe in the 2009 season finale?--physically) scar each other little by little, in 30-minute increments. . .

Read more at: Dickipedia


1 comment:

  1. This depression is going to get a lot worse for most of us. Millions will go cold and hungry. It didn't have to be this way. Greed ruins everything. Its true. Ask any professor of economics.

    "As mass production has to be accompanied by mass consumption; mass consumption, in turn, implies a distribution of wealth -- not of existing wealth, but of wealth as it is currently produced -- to provide men with buying power equal to the amount of goods and services offered by the nation's economic machinery. Instead of achieving that kind of distribution, a giant suction pump had by 1929-30 drawn into a few hands an increasing portion of currently produced wealth. This served them as capital accumulations. But by taking purchasing power out of the hands of mass consumers, the savers denied to themselves the kind of effective demand for their products that would justify a reinvestment of their capital accumulations in new plants. In consequence, as in a poker game where the chips were concentrated in fewer and fewer hands, the other fellows could stay in the game only by borrowing. When their credit ran out, the game stopped."

    Marriner Eccles, FDR's Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank - 1959

    In other words, the first Great Depression was caused by greed. The rich couldn't settle for reasonable pay. They had to have more and more and more. That caused a shift in buying power from the majority to the rich. When the majority lost their buying power, they lost their ability to support the economy. Einstein said basically the same thing in 1949.

    Its even worse now. Ordinary people havn't only lost their relative buying power. They have also lost their savings, home values, pensions, and benefits. Meanwhile, the rich have become super incredibly rich. The richest 500 Americans are worth about 2 trillion dollars. More than the bottom 40% of American housholds combined. The richest 1 percent are worth about 18 trillion dollars. More than the bottom 98% of American households combined. Thats just insane. I don't care how much work for humanity the rich claim to do. Its nothing but a cover for their own greed. We don't need anymore rich people to create jobs or make donations for charity. We need them to get reasonable about how much money and assets they keep for themselves.

    Don't believe their excuse about paying more income taxes. They don't pay enough. For every tax the rich pay, they get an obscene profit, bailout, contract, or kickback from our government to cover it. We had a progressive tax system that worked for over 40 years after the first Great Depression. It prevented too much wealth from being concentrated. In 1976, the middle 80% owned about 2/3 of America's total wealth. Reagan lowered taxes for the rich. Bush lowered them again. Now, the richest 5% own about 2/3 of America's total wealth. The lower 95% own about 1/3. America's wealth has been transfered from poor to rich again. Now, we have another depression.

    Don't believe it when the rich claim to be getting poorer. Property values have gone down for everyone. Thats because of the concentration of wealth and income. When the economy slows down, property values tank. So when rich people complain about lower net worth, its a trick. They still have the same buying power on average.

    Too much wealth has already been taken away from the majority and concentrated into the private vaults of rich people. The same ones on TV telling us how much they want to help the world. Its a big lie. Just another way to promote their own names. Rich people don't want to help the world. They want to own it.

    Now, the economy is ruined. Obama can't fix it because the rich won't let him. There will be no bailout for the people because the rich won't let it happen. They always want more. The same thing has been happening in other economies around the world. The world's rich have been getting richer. Now, we have a global recession. Its going to get a lot worse. It didn't have to be this way. Greed ruins everything.

    Please copy and spread the word.

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