Arrrgh! I know I could stand to lose a few pounds. In fact, I've been on a diet--Atkins, to be exact--since September. I've even lost 20 pounds, from 180 to 160. For a 5' 8-1/2" guy (don't forget the 1/2"!), that ain't so bad.
But this is a new year, even though the first month of it has almost passed us by. So web ads are everywhere reminding us that we are big fat pigs. I know! Don't remind me!
I see this flab, and these stretch-marked bellies everywhere I go on the internets! Make it stop!
Oh, and now I've done it to you. . . My bad.