Friday, March 7, 2008

GOP Sells Sickly Green Elephant



Hey, the GOP is down on its luck these days, and desperately needs a bit of cash. I've tried to help them out a bit by showing off their regular elephant, their drunk gay pink elephant, and now they've got a green one.

The last two were cute at least. This one looks either like it's green with envy, or is deathly ill and ready to puke! Either metaphor works for me.

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Meet Patrick, Max and Maxine

Meet Max and Maxine the elephants, wonderful plush toys. They proudly sport their Republican colors with the official Republican National Committee logo. Actual size 5" x 4"

Perfect for voodoo dolls or effigies!

Get yours today at: GOP.com

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