|Sorry it's blurry, I'm not very|
good at sneaking pictures of folks.
What I don't understand about the droopy drawers phenomenon is that besides not looking good, it's gotta be uncomfortable. And unless you've got a perfect body (and even then, it's a bad look), a skin-tight tank top and a waistband around the middle of your ass makes your torso look freakishly long, and any visible belly looks just gross. And how do these guys manage to keep their pants up anyway? Most Americans who have their pants at normal level have to occasionally adjust their belts. With it cinched around your butt cheeks, sometimes beneath them, what the hell holds them up? Do they have their pants safety pinned to their boxer shorts?
Look, I come from a generation when if the bands of our Fruit of the Looms peeked out of our pants, we were embarrassed about it. And while the fashions of the late 70s to late 80s have their tragic side, if you had a rockin' bod, you could pull them off. This stupid "pants on the ground" look is ridiculous and needs to die. And if you're as old as the guy at CVS? Pull up your damned pants!