Stupid Monkeys Started a War

Posted by StupidMonkeyPlanet

So... how do they explain this? "Uh... since we dun such a turbul job wit da origunul war (Afghanistan to me & you)... we kinda hafta go back & take care of uh... these one fellas.. but they might uh... attack us here...well dayuh will & then we'll goana git um... but I think they're in Iran this time... and they're selling heroine to 7 year olds." I hear war drums...

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