Rudy Says Bill Clinton to Blame...

Rudy "Hold On My Wife Is On the Phone" Giuliani says that William "I'll make Ya Famous" Clinton is responsible for the overstretched military of today.

"Our military is too small to deal with the Islamic terrorism threats, but it really is too small to deter would-be aggressors to even think of challenging us. And that's due to Bill Clinton," Giuliani told students and others in the audience of about 350 at Iowa State University's Memorial Union.

This amongst other presidential proclamations he made today.

Rudy always (9/11) makes me think of when a live comedy show is going badly. His answers & statements seem badly scripted. But at the end of the show Rudy will proclaim that (9/11) all went well & he knows what is (9/11) best for all us.

Knowing best means he should know how to ready the military better than anyone... After all, he dun so gud in Nuuyork... Just ask his "well equipped" fire & police departments. I hear they have top notch radio systems there... At least now they do.

Speaking of the police... who is that buddy of yours anyway??? Uh... ok... oh... Good cop/Bad cop stuff... Don't you worry, I am sure your secrets are safe with a crooked cop. Careful... do I see a 'corruption probe' behind you???

Random Monkey Thoughts: One thing I can say about Giuliani is he seems just dumb enough to be president... at least by today's standards. You lead the free world with the president you have, not the president you want. Hmmm... I wonder if his wife keeps calling "9-1-1" & getting Rudy?

Stupid Monkey Rants & Rudy speaks...

Click on photo for another of Rudy's bad scripts...