Friday, July 6, 2007

Stupid Monkey Flowers & the Taliban


Posted by StupidMonkeyPlanet

Afghanistan isn't just a place where we failed to put an oil pipeline through Taliban territory... It is also a place with a bunches of beautiful flowers. And every monkey loves flowers... especially if you can produce 92% of the world's finest Opium products with them. Heroin. . . a favorite addiction held by monkeys worldwide. Must taste like bananas.

Good thing we put our foot down there... keeping those naughty Talibani-Apeus-Erectus from being a problem. We're so good at that.

Please read more from John Lee Anderson at The New Yorker. (John is a monkey that can be referred to as an "investigative reporter". Those of you in the news industry may need to look this up. Dictionary.com is a great source, even has a pro-noun-see-a-shun guide.)

A long read, but worth the time if you want your Stupid Monkey brain to continue to evolve.

Read more at the New Yorker: The Taliban’s Opium War


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