Remember how excited Democrats were when Karl Rove announced his resignation? We did everything short of singing, "ding, dong, the witch is dead!" Still, most of us are cynical enough to realize that Karl couldn't keep his pudgy fingers out of politics altogether. The question was merely, in what capacity?
Well we need wonder no more. This past week, he was on FOX "News" Sunday, still trying to fabricate new realities out of whole cloth. And now, via a friend, I've gotten a clue as to what else Bush's Brain has been up to: GOP Fundraiser.
Yes, the GOP is short of cash these days--amazing considering how much they've individually raked in during this administration. So, it's Karl Rove to the rescue! And he's creating new realities here too. I can't, no won't type up the entire contents of his four page letter, but here is a snippet. Try not to laugh, or hurl. . .
"On issue after issue: Republicans trust you to manage your money and your life; Democrats want more power for government and more control over you. Republicans share your values and principles; Democrats have a Liberal philosophy that's increasingly out of touch with mainstream America."
See, delusional. But the upshot is, I now have his signature. . . [cue wicked Rovian laugh]