Stupid Monkey Planet Church of Primatheism. In addition to the help the Rev. has given me on the blog, he and his wife have also been very good friends for over 15 years. Though they've recently moved 1,000 miles away, they're always close by in my cold, black heart. June 13 was their twentieth anniversary, which is a hell of an accomplishment. Maybe they're not such stupid monkeys after all! Congratulations you two! Here's to 20 more.