Friday, June 1, 2012

Jesus Christ! Clean Your Shower! (Again)

One more time, you--I'm sure, earnest and heartfelt--crazy freaking religious nutjobs:

Nobody knows what Jesus looked like. Or Mary either, for that matter. You may have your perfect, blond, white, blue-eyed underwear-model Jesus in your mind, but it's at best a guess. A really inappropriate guess, based on the location and time. And some Renaissance painting of Mary, in her splendiferous shawls? Completely made up. So, when you see something like this shower scum, realize it's just pattern recognition. Or, maybe it's John Lennon, Tommy Chong or Frank Zappa. Jesus!

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