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Back in the 80s, two of my favorite divas (before we even called them that) were Joan Collins and Joan Rivers
. In the days since, both women have managed to hold back the hands of time, each in their own way. Rivers by openly acknowledging massive corrective surgery, and Collins by mostly denying it (but c'mon now. . .). The amazing thing is, they are both essentially the same age: 77 going on 78, only two weeks apart. And while Rivers has taken much bashing for looking plastic, I've gotta say,
Collins looks fabulous. Up close, there may be cracks in the spackle, but in this article, she only looks slightly older than she did
25 years ago on
Dynasty. Whatever work she nearly certainly had to have done, it was pretty spectacular.
Alas, Joan's age can't be erased. All the hoopla of the Oscars tuckered her out, and she got a self-described case of the vapors. I'm just glad somebody caught her!
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Glamour Hurts!
Joan Collins usually exits a party on a velvet chaise carried by four shirtless pieces, but it was an entirely different scene at Vanity Fair's Oscar party on Sunday night. The most glamorous being who ever glamoured was led into an ambulance at about 10pm after she started to feel woozy. . .
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"Up close, there may be cracks in the spackle,"
ReplyDeleteVery,very funny. :)
Of course her brains only go up to her boobs.
She is a big cougar, her husband is only 45.
Joan Rivers a Diva? Seriously? Elton John is a diva. Hell, my spoiled dog is a diva, but not Joan Rivers.
"Diva" is a pretty broad category (pun intended), I'll admit. Any category that could contain Elton John and Tina Turner is pretty flexible. Joan Rivers MIGHT stretch that too far, I'll concede. But Joan Collins DEFINITELY fits!
ReplyDeleteDivas are people who dive..whats the big fuss?
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