Voting for a Vagina

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

Let us focus on the extreme monkey manic cases here. The "Vote for a Vagina!" group. . . I am sure you know who you are.
Allow me to ask you a multi-part question. . .

Is that what it boils down to? A vagina? Are you so upset to lose the first vagina that you will settle for awful sloppy seconds? Are you stupid monkeys so desperate for a vagina in THE office that you are willing to sell your soul to any willing, wanting, wafting vagina on the market? Even if that vagina does not believe in the rights of said vagina. . . professes to teach vagina abstinence to her pregnant (possibly twice) unwed daughter. . . and willing to ban the vagina sex education that could save your children's lives??? You know all of this and yet you stupid monkeys are still willing to close your, obviously, blind primordial eyes and dive in? Just to be eternally lost in your just cause???

Must there be a vagina at any cost? If so, why go for the first vagina that crept up to you from out of nowhere, after your first vagina left you high and dry? Where has that vagina been? Does it matter to you? Is it because this is a HOT vagina?

If that is the case. . .now you ALL are thinking like the desperate guys do at the bar. . . "Oh man. . .a hot chick (read: stripper). . .Oh shit. . .here she comes. . .she is talking to me. . . I think I'm gonna get laid for sure. . .where's my wallet??? How many drinks did you buy, tips did you leave? Did it work out? Or did it just cost you money and leave you sitting alone at the bar half drunk with an empty pocket? Where is that hot vagina now? Down at the other end of the bar draining the next 'lucky' guy. Sound familiar? Four more years of that sounds great, don't it?

And let's say something crazy happens. . .you can and do get lucky with the aforementioned hot vagina. . .but you must make a serious commitment to the hot vagina before you obtain it. . .your money, your children, your rights and your dignity. . .will you do it?

Maybe I am reaching way too deep into this shallow pool. . .Maybe it is much more simple than that. . .Maybe you stupid monkeys just prefer a matching set. . .I mean, figuratively speaking, what good is a big prick if there is no vagina for it to hang around?

EDITOR'S NOTE: Ohhh, Monkey, you're going to get me in trouble! You couldn't say "va-jay-jay?" Or maybe "snizz?" I'll have to run one of those ratings programs on the blog to see if I jumped from PG-13 to NC-17!